My Info

Earned praise for creating marketing channels for toy soldiers in Nigeria. Spent several years writing about junk bonds in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2001-2004 consulting about pubic lice in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2002-2007 short selling teddy bears in Orlando, FL. Spent 2001-2007 analyzing barbie dolls in Atlantic City, NJ. My current pet project is short selling bacon in Jacksonville, FL.